Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)
Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)
Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)
Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)
Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)
Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)
Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)
Shannon Myers

Smut Aficionado Box (Shipping Included!)

Regular price $225.00 $0.00 Unit price per

What's inside:

  • Signed Paperback Copies of all 5 SPMC Novels (newest covers)
  • 8 oz Amber Jar Candle (mystery scent!)
  • Strong Female Protagonist Keychain
  • Self Love Club Tote Bag
  • California Dreaming Palisades Passion Dual Stimulator Warming Vibe (retails for $129!)
  • Bookish Swag (may include: chapstick, mini tin candles, laptop stickers, magnets, signs, buttons, enamel pins, bookmarks, stationary, notepads, etc...)

A $275+ value!

These boxes will begin shipping the first week of December, giving you plenty of time for a little "self-care" amidst the hustle and bustle of the season.

To ensure arrival before Christmas, orders must be placed no later than November 30th.
Shipping internationally? Email me at for a shipping estimate. All VAT and customs duties are the responsibility of the buyer.


  • 8 oz jar of 100% soy wax from American grown soybeans
  • Burn time of 40+ hours when burned properly
  • Made with fragrance oils that are free from carcinogens, reproductive toxins, and other potentially hazardous shit that you don’t want in your candles
  • 100% phthalate-free. Lead and zinc free cotton wicks
  • All Desert Goddess Co candles are hand-poured in Texas with love and a dash of f-bombs sprinkled throughout. Trust us, it just adds to the experience. As these are 100% soy candles, variations in color are completely normal and to be expected.
  • Frosting and spotting may occur due to temperature fluctuations during transit. As weather falls outside of the Desert Goddess’s jurisdiction, we are unable to replace candles that display frosting or spotting upon arrival. However, do not fret. These are only aesthetic issues and will not affect the way your candle burns or smells. Hooray!
  • Upon first use, allow your candle to burn for at least two hours. This creates a large enough “melt pool,” which helps your candle to burn evenly and for its intended burn time. Nobody wants to see their candle’s life cut short, so take heed of this advice.
  • Before lighting, ensure that your wick is trimmed to ¼ inch. How often do you have to do this? As Severus Snape would say, “Always.” Every. Single. Time.
  • Only burn your candle on a level, fire-resistant surface. No, your partner’s chest is not a good place, either.
  • Keep candle away from drafts, vibrations, your pets, small children, large children, adults who act like children, and NEVER burn on or near anything that can catch fire. Seriously, nothing will ruin your Saturday night faster than watching your Egyptian cotton sheets go up in flames.
  • Due to the nature of our products, Desert Goddess Co does NOT currently accept returns. While we understand it is extremely difficult to know if you’ll enjoy a scent without “getting your sniff on” in person, please consider regifting your candle or soap to a friend, or perhaps that co-worker you hate. Please see our refund policy for more information, or feel free to contact us with any questions
  • The Desert Goddess is a stickler for cleanliness; therefore, everything we offer is made in a sanitized environment—we’re talking gloves and hairnets, people—to ensure that you receive the highest quality product each and every time



  • Rub your love nub with a unique swinging clit stimulator
  • Work your G-Spot with an extra-large vibrating tip
  • Soothe & thrill your vagina with a heated shaft
  • Play with 30 different swinging & vibrating combinations
  • Fully waterproof for use in the shower or tub & easy cleaning
  • Insertable shaft is 4.5 inches long by 1.5 inches wide
  • Overall vibrator is 8 inches long
  • Made from body-safe silicone with some decorative ABS plastic
  • Rechargeable vibe runs up to 90 minutes, USB charger included

Feel the kiss of the warm California sun with the Palisades Passion Dual Stimulator, a luxury warming vibrator!

This vibe features a one-of-a-kind clitoral stimulator that swings side to side – like a finger! This lets the vibe “rub” your love nub just like a real lover for mind-blowing and toe-curling thrills! The swinging stimulator has 10 modes, including multiple speeds and patterns, for a wide variety of sensations.

The extra-large ribbed tip has an embedded vibrating motor for your inner erogenous zones. This motor focuses directly on your G-Spot for maximum power and pleasure. There are 3 vibration speeds for you to try. You can mix and match the vibration modes with the swinging ones – giving you 30 different potential combinations!

Sweetening your fun even more is a third motor that gently warms the shaft – giving the vibrator a more lifelike feel while increasing your stimulation even more.

Dive into the deep end with this fully waterproof vibe! It makes a great shower toy or bathtub buddy. The stimulating vibrations and warm water are a match made in heaven. They soothe and relax your muscles to make your playtime feel even sweeter!

Using Your California Dreaming Palisades Passion Dual Stimulator

Since the vibrator is made mostly from silicone, you should only use water-based lubes. Hold the top button until it lights up to deactivate the privacy lock. The middle button controls the heating shaft and vibrating tip, while the lower button controls the swinging clit stimulator. Simply press the buttons to turn on that function and cycle through the different modes. The Palisades Passion vibe can run 35-90 minutes depending on your settings.

Press the top button again to turn the vibrator off once you’re done. Spray it with sex toy cleaner before drying it thoroughly. The USB charging cord (included) plugs into a self-sealing dimple on the back of the vibe just below the CalExotics logo. It can take up to 2.5 hours to recharge. You’ll know it’s done when the controller lights stop flashing and start glowing.


  • Length: 8.25"
  • Insertable Length: 4.5"
  • Girth: 5" at largest point
  • Width: 1.5" at largest point
  • Materials: ABS Plastic, Silicone
  • Power Source: USB Rechargeable
  • Special Features: Hypoallergenic, Multi-Function, Multi-Speed, Non-Phallic, Phthalate Free, Smooth Surface, Temperature Sensitive, USB Rechargeable, Waterproof
  • Color: Red